Alexandra Petri of the Washington Post gives us more evidence that she is not a class act, though after her rather tasteless derision of the octogenarian poet Donald Hall receiving the National Medal of Arts last week, we really needed no further proof. I posted about David Sanders‘s comments in “Poetry News in Review” on March 7, and the post was picked up by (among other places) the conservative Weekly Standard.
When Sarah Palin tweeted about Petri’s “caption contest,” I feared it might become a political football, and I was right. A fundamentally human issue fell into the mighty left-wing/right-wing chasm that now disfigures this country’s public discourse.
Petri grabbed the low-hanging fruit. In her blog post, she reveals:
“My first thought on hearing that Sarah Palin had tweeted this in response to something I’d written was: ‘Oh no, she’s read the Justin Bieber coverage.’
After all, I frequently wake up in cold sweats from dreams in which I am reprimanded by Sarah Palin for writing too much about Justin Bieber — or vice versa. This is the single most shameful thing that can happen to anyone, ever, including wearing white after labor day while being Charlie Sheen.”
Disclosure: I did not vote for Sarah Palin. While I admire the Alaskan politician for her brassiness and pluck, I obviously don’t have much in common with someone who kills animals for fun. That said, I appear to be the only person left in America who does not have strong feelings about her one way or the other. I certainly don’t feel the need to hate or ridicule her, even if it would score points with my colleagues. I have no idea what my publisher David Sanders‘s politics are; all our conversations have been about literature.
Petri appears to be one of those people who only opens her mouth to change feet. Hence, she continues:
“Still, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, Sarah Palin et. al., but caption contests have been around for a while. They fall, like rain, on the just and the unjust alike. From the sounds of the coverage, you would think I’d gone to Mr. Hall’s home with a megaphone and read ‘Sudden Things’ in a snide voice, or that caption contests were a new invention, designed explicitly to bedevil old gentlemen with rich life experiences who wind up in amusing snapshots.”
Nice to see you googled Donald Hall to read one of his works, Ms. Petri — not his best effort, but I don’t expect you’d know the difference, given the cultural interests you’ve cited. In any case, we’d prefer you’d stuck to Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen. Caption contests don’t fall “like rain,” they are developed by writers, approved by editors, and then read by the public. This isn’t a big issue — and I certainly didn’t expect a moment of conscience from you — but it’s worth noting, which is why I took time to write about it. I had hoped for better from your editors.
“Maybe this is a good time to explain the concept.
A caption contest presents you with a photo. (Sarah, a photo is basically like a TLC series about you, but sometimes it can show you in an unflattering light.) Then, the people who see this photo attempt to write something called a caption, the goal of which is to provoke laughter in the people who read it with the photo.”
Yes, Ms. Petri, we gathered that was the point. That’s why many people wrote about their dismay and your lack of respect for people who are clearly your betters. We were appalled by the low cultural level your writing represents for a once-great national newspaper. We were repelled by the ageism you encouraged in the comments. When you offered, in today’s post, your own picture, for more funny captions, we are puzzled by your lack of self-respect as well. But it explains a lot. Really.
“I’ve written more than a dozen pieces about Palin herself, who is like cocaine except that there are rare occasions when cocaine might make your writing better.”
Whatever it takes, Alex. Whatever it takes.
Postscript: Mark Bauerlein at The Chronicle of Higher Education weighs in: “It must be read to be believed.” Read more here.
[Petri] certainly appears either incapable or unwilling to grasp that the problem was not with her having a caption contest, but with her choice of photo, which was of a person deserving respect, not derision. So let’s help: You were making fun of a frail old man, Alex, for no other reason than that he looked frail and old. Most people regard doing such as in terrible taste. Don’t hide behind Sarah Palin. Go take a course in remedial manners.